Quote of the Gig

"This is neither fun nor funny"

"Junk it"

"Excuse me sir, you're in my sun"

"800 pound chicken"

"You scratch floor, it come out of pay!"

"Sexy"

"Note to self..."

"Somethin's up man"

"It's all about the goodness"

"It's 3:30 am. I'm broken down on the side of the road with all the equipment. Have a good night."

"Is that a new amp?"

"Is that a new amp?"

"Is that a new amp?"

"Do you have a pick?"

"Is that guy pissing on my truck? Good thing it's a rental."

"Got any ass stickers?"

"Show me your tits"

"Do you guys have more than one plug?"

"How do you get there?"

"Got any duct tape?"

"It's rough"

"Are you guys in a band?"

"At least we didn't get heckled"

"Where's Fred?"

"Crickets"

"Sassy"

"You did what with a sheep?"

"What size are those?"

"Gary, it's you!"

"Earth to stupid guy"

"Are you guys Cannibal Corpse?"

"At least we're not dodging heads of lettuce"

"Did that guy just jump into the dumpster? (half hour later).. He's still in there..(hour later)..he's still in there...(2 hours later)..does he live in there?"

"The dumpster guy talks!"

"The dumpsters are especially ripe tonight"

"This will be a really good gig for you, it will be great exposure for you. (we'll be playing for free)"

"What's your favorite baseball team? Mine's the Patriots."